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Scott 1000 Sheets Toilet Paper

"1000 sheets goes a long way, dude."

Mic Heads

Lil' high-fidelity external microphone buddies that snap onto your iPhone. Upload audio clips to a public server via iPhone app and get free unlimited access to the whole searchable online audio library. You and music producers, musicians, and sound engineers could record and share your own sound clips. Samples for hip hop beats. SFX for movies. Engine sounds for motor enthusiasts. And students, with their powers combined, could crowdsource libraries of their class lectures and study sessions. PSY301 from the comforts of your comforter. ENG240 whilst you work out. Etc.

zappos.com/eyeglasses

Apparently it's ok to wear eyeglasses when you don't really need them. I read it in an article.




Charleston Chew

Wrote this. Performed it with my buddies Turbo and Doobie. Perschmaps a verse too long, but we were having fun at the time. Earphones definitely add to the experience...

Heinz Gravy.

Arm & Hammer, an open letter

WD-40

Meh. I'm still working on my photoshop skillz.